Mark Zuckerberg Wishes He Could Control People Like Code

At this stage, we really shouldn’t be surprised by Mark Zuckerberg’s tendencies to behave like someone who thinks he is God. Yet somehow, he always manages to one-up himself.

“There is an elegance to writing code that I miss,” he said today during a meeting with tech industry types in Lagos, Nigeria, according to CNN. “The code always does what you want—and people don’t.”

“The code always does what you want—and people don’t.”

“The code always does what you want—and people don’t.”

“The code always does what you want—and people don’t.”

“The code always does what you want—and people don’t.”

Somewhere, Priscilla Chan is silently screaming into her non-working air conditioning unit. Blink twice for help, Priscilla.